Winners of the Branding Iron's beauty, ugly man, and popularity contests will be announced tomorrow night during intermission at the Blue Pencil Ink Slingers' ball...
Ok there's so much here:
- Where's the Ugliest Woman huh? Inequality in competitions doesn't just get to be about sports! And this Ugly Man won, among other things, a "subsidized date with the beauty queen". I need to find a way to share this with Wyoming's amazing 2017 Beauty Queen.
- Why didn't I get to go to a Blue Pencil Ink Slingers' Ball in undergrad?!? Oh yeah, I was anti-social :D
- Clipping old newspapers is a slippery slope beware all of you.